Dorrito

Dorrito

255 points

Member since: December 2, 2014

No joke, best way to get me to stop being mad at you.

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 3, 2014

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"I don't want anything." 5 minutes later. "I'm hungry"

This relates to me so much. I tried so hard though.

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 3, 2014

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But in the end, it didn't even matter.

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Wait... what??? You mean I've lived my life in the same hole as this guy?

Saw this on NASA's website

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 3, 2014

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Did they discover something new on Mars, or is making gifs all that's on their budget these days?

Something in the Hunger Games logo... CANNOT UNSEE THIS.

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 3, 2014

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Man, I'm pretty.

Cats understand sign language too... amazing!

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 3, 2014

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That's a bird.

Embarrassing dad at electronic music festival

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 3, 2014

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"Dad, please stop. Why are you doing this?"

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"Mom/dad why aren't you making him stop" This is probably my favorite picture I've seen.

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You ever use this as leverage? "Quit letting your dog shit in my yard." "No" "Guess you don't like pie."

It was only a matter of time...

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 3, 2014

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...before a company brought us: Diabetes and Heart Disease in One Delicious Bite

Pizzas that look like cheese filled ice-cream!

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 3, 2014

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10/10 would burn my entire fricking face off.

What's in the box!

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 3, 2014

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Today I learned I am a dog.

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Santa's Little Helpers!

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"You will NEVER get your Hogwarts letter. I ripped it up. All of them."

Group selfies only ever work for one person

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 3, 2014

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And that's usually the person whose taking the photo.