Dorrito

Dorrito

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Member since: December 2, 2014

It's been a real problem ever since I was little

Submitted By: Dorrito on March 16, 2015

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Putin Wins

Submitted By: Dorrito on March 16, 2015

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This is the most beautiful thing I've seen in my life!

This church needs a new graphic designer.

Submitted By: Dorrito on March 16, 2015

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They knew exactly what they were doing.

Jeannie said that she had been in a relationship with her boyfriend for 7 years, and she admits that during the first 3 years she was always stressed out when her man left the house. Due to what she describes as his charming personality and extremely good looks, she could not be completely sure that he wouldn’t stray, since he was always surrounded by a huge flock of women. So, she came up with a strategy.

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Don't tell me long distance relationships don't work out because as far as I can see local relationships don't work any better.

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Some 130 million light years away, within the constellation Canis Major, two twinkling spiral galaxies are in the process of colliding, treating our eyes to a dazzling show. The pair—NGC 2207 and IC 2163—has hosted the explosive deaths of three stars as supernovas in the last 15 years, and is also spawning stars at an intense rate. But scientists have become particularly interested in these merging galaxies for another reason: They are home to one of the largest known collections of super bright X-ray objects. These so-called “ultraluminous X-ray sources” have been spotted using NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory, which is partly responsible for the lustrous composite image shown above.

I will bring them all to the dark side.

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 15, 2014

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I'm sorry to make you a disappointment but this is Finnish Lapphund puppy. Color is domino. Adult Finnish Lapphund height is about 49cm (male). This isn't pomsky.

At first I was like "WTF?! That toddler can bounce!" Then I saw it was a monkey. Seeing that little guy in all bundled was so adorable. Must be weird for a monkey to be able to experience snow.

I said blow out the candles, dammit.

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 15, 2014

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"I wish to keep on giving zero f**ks for another 101 years"

Amazing gift idea with a few misunderstandings on the side.

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 15, 2014

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My gf wants a cock ring for Christmas. I can hardly contain my excitement.

Romantic Banananas

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 15, 2014

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slippery when wet....ATHANKYAVERYMUCH

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An absolutely touching and inspirational image to all single parents out there that are trying their hardest to do their best.

How to wake up and confuse the hell out of a puppy

Submitted By: Dorrito on December 15, 2014

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Tiny little dachshund puppy was fast asleep between his owners until they both started blowing raspberries which confused the hell out of him!